On Coconut Trees, Columbia University, and (Once Again) the Two Oldest Candidates in American History

I hear this a lot: “James, young voters are just not into this. It’s two candidates,one’s in their 80s, one is almost in their 80s.” . . . Fuck you, all right? . . . “They’re not addressing the issues that I care about.” Get off your motherfucking ass and go vote.1 I don’t know what’s wrong with you young people. […]

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